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NAME OF PINOY STORES

Ali Baka ( Shawarma )
Anita BakeryBeefer 150 ( Meat Shop )
Common Cents Store ( Sari-sari Store )
Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery )
Curl Up And Dye ( Beauty Salon )
Doris Day and Night ( 24 hour eatery )
Elizabeth Tailoring
Farmacia With Love ( A Drugstore )
Felix the Cut ( Barber Shop )
Funeraria Mabuhay
Tree's Company
Goto Haven
Goldirocks ( Gravel & Sand Shop )
Labo Optical
L.B.M. Restaurant
Maid To Order ( Maids Placement Agency )
Mane Attraction ( Beauty Parlor )
Meating Place ( Meat Shop )
Memory Drug ( A Mercury Drug Clone )
Nacho Fast ( Nachos To Go )
O'Beer Time ( Bar cum Nightclub )
Passers Buy ( Convenience Store )
Perm Foundation ( A Christian Beauty Salon )
Petal Attraction ( Flower Shop )
Second Time Around ( Second Hand Watch Store )
TapSi TurBi ( Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka )
The Way We Wear ( Boutique )
Wash & Carry ( Laundromat )
Mercy Buko ( Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop )
Dear Hunter ( Mail Order Brides )
MacDonuts ( Donut Shop )
Mat & Jeep ( Jeep Accessories Shop )
Your Best Vet ( Veterinary Clinic )

English Translations of Filipino Names

Remigio Batungbacal - Remington Steel
Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur
Federico Hagibis - Federal Express
Eleoterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
Casimiro Bukaykay - Cashmir Bouquet
Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
Francisco Portero - Frank Furter
Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant

More Pinoy Ads
"Hump at your own risk "-Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
* Notice *NO Stambay
VendorsCarry firearms inside the club-Cavite
FOR SALEU.S. GALLONSbig...P6.00small..P5.00- Makati
Petal Attraction-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman
Jeepney and Bus signs"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver.""God knows Hudas not pay.""For reckless driving, call ###-#####" "Don't close to me, close to God."
* Cooking ng ina mo - a carinderia* Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina_ mo"
Ang Sentenyal ng Bansang Pilipino IMPOTENCE DEMO--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd
SLOW MEN AT WORK--PLDT sign(so much for zero backlog)
"Welcome to the Philippines-The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"and directly underneath that sign:BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture-- sign in Pampanga
"Atty. Domino Carriedo"Notary PublicTumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean.--self-service restaurant in Cebu
A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio "2nd Floor Upstairs."
"Danger Wall is Falling!"- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
* Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong